it's 7:39 pm

fab @ 2008-06-10T22:49:00

2008-06-11T03:06:00Z

i just don't know

oh god

2008-03-22T04:01:02Z

watch the pikachu and toon link ones

ohhhhhhhh lawdy

fab @ 2008-03-19T22:01:00

2008-03-20T02:04:15Z

OH GOD DESKTOP WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOO

in other news, the users of lj are having yet another completely pointless strike that i refuse to be a part of and would love nothing more than to see it completely backfire

more at 11

yeah i hate people

just in general

edit: lolllll i love people who make up a ZOMG ORIGINAL CHARACTER SO COOL which is painfully obviously based heavily on if not a blatant ripoff of character 'x' and then say, OH AND DON'T SAY "HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE XXX" CUZ ITS NOT AND I HATE HEARING THAT OKAY

fab @ 2008-03-16T00:44:00

2008-03-16T04:46:36Z

so i guess all it takes to make people care about a game (and thus start churning out truckloads of porn) is turning the main character into a kingdom hearts-reject.

sigh

farewell childhood

i knew ye well

BRING BACK 8-BIT PIT PLEASE )': /tear

edit: WELL AT LEAST NOW I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT STAYS UP UNTIL 1 IN THE MORNING PLAYING BRAWL

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHGFGHDFACVDFGA

2008-03-14T02:51:25Z

i'd like to tell you a story

a story about how a small part of me died today

to illustrate this story i will use this crudely drawn comic

please forgive my slacking in the artistic department i stopped caring after the first panel

oh it didn't end there
it got worse

there's a part two BUT I JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO ILLUSTRATE IT RIGHT NOW

ugh

2008-03-12T00:04:23Z

i have to send my wii in to be repaired

ughuwuertwerthgurtgfghkfgfgdty arrrrrrrrrrgh

NOOOOoooooooooo i want to play bbbbbbrrrrraaaawwwwwllllllll

in other news

this is how i roll

oh my god

2008-03-10T19:15:15Z

oh my god

i just got fucking violated by toon link

WHAT THE HELL

i finally beat sse and went back to unlock the 3 characters i didn't have yet (jigglypuff, toon link and wolf). i breezed through most of sse (except the final boss MY GOD WHAT A CUNT THAT STUPID FUCKING NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ATTACK IS BS OKAY), the only exception being the fact that i tended to get stuck behind moving walls a lot which made up pretty much the majority of my deaths, and by the end i could kill pretty much anyone without taking much damage.. so i went back to stage nine, jumped through the new door, went to fight toon link..

he fucking destroyed me

i don't think he ever went above 20% damage, while i was at 227% by like a minute in. HE GAVE GAVE ME THE FUCKING SMACKDOWN DEAR GOD.\

he is one tough motherfucker

and i think he's about to kick my ass again idk i paused it but he's got an arrow charged up and i don't like the looks of it

this is on easy btw

fuck regular difficulties i just did sse on hard wah wah wah

EDIT: wtf I LOST AGAIN

dis nigga be crayzee

EDIT 2: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ON ONO NOKNONONODFIGASFRTFRT YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS MY FINAL SMASH YOU STOLE IT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

NO

2008-03-09T18:47:40Z

aw man fuck it i've been playing sse for two hours and i'm only on stage 12

and plus i keep dying on stage 12 because regular link and pit are FUCKING PUSSIES and die to moving walls AND THEN when i finally got to the end i accidentally kicked my wii over and turned it off ARGH

THERES 31 STAGES IN THIS BITCH I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THAT

but

but i have to

if i want jigglypuff and toon link and solid snake

i have to

either that or play 400+ versus matches

I HATE THIS AND YET AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE IT

but it's okay because i have my ~~slave~~ brother playing for me right now ehehehehe

oh and up + a is op

NERF UP + A

BRAWL

2008-03-09T05:58:00Z

I HAVE BRAWL

I AM SO HAPPY

AND OH MY GOD THOSE WERE THE BEST 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE

I STOOD NEXT TO THE HOTTEST GUY IN EXISTENCE HIS NAME WAS JOE AND WE TALKED ABOUT "CONDOM" THE EXCITING HEALTH GAME AND HOW JERICHO WAS STOLEN

ALSO SLIMFAST, EARRINGS, HAT, JESUS CHRIST AND JOE

THE COOL CORNER

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH I CAN'T FIND MY WII MOTE

ALSO samuraibunny I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT STUFF FOR ME I WAS SO WARM ;;

ALSO ALSO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS DJ PLAYING LIVE FROM A CLUB IN DC ON THE RADIO FOR LIKE 3 HOURS IT'S PRETTY AWESOME BUT HE KEEPS SAYING 'WOW' AND ASKING FOR LAPDANCES IT'S KINDA WEIRD ANYWAY YEAH

CAPSLOCK

AHAHAHA OH MY GOD THE DJ JUST STARTED PLAYING THE FRESH PRINCE THEME THAT'S AWESOME

FUCK

2008-03-08T08:39:03Z

OH WHY DID I JUST DO THAT

WHY

I HATE MYSELF

I'M SO DUMB

THOMAS I HATE YOU YOU ASSHOLE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 90 DAYS TO CHANGE IT BACK BAWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww

at least i got 20$ out of it hehehe

I'M SO EXCITED

2008-03-08T02:37:35Z

at 10pm tomorrow night i'm going to gamestop to party and pick up my copy of brawl

I
CANT
WAIT

edit: i love these guys

so much

re: phantom hourglass

2008-03-03T01:18:13Z

so is the game supposed to be like the ninja gaiden of ds games or am i just severely handicapped??

OH WAIT NEVER MIND I JUST CAN'T COUNT TO 7 APPARENTLY

i like linebeck

i like how he DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EVER

EVER

EVER

WHY AM I SADDLED WITH THIS WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY

WHY

how did the psychic lock herself in a room?? HOW

i don't understand

w/e i'm having fun so okay

fab @ 2008-02-28T22:29:00

2008-02-29T03:42:58Z

Most sex girl in the world! Which one you like? i like secon one

> Life crits you for 483294 points of anal rape damage (3324 resisted)
> You die
> Your ego suffers a 10% size loss

someone please tell me what i am doing with my life because idk anymore
i need a hobby

i also think im forgetting something important but i cant remember what???????

edit: for some reason i really like this album

is that bad

edit 2: you didn't see that

DID WE LEARN OUR LESSON YET

2008-02-27T19:47:54Z

NOPE

NOT YET

LOLOLOLOLOL THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR RIFLING THROUGH MY SHIT AND STEALING MY UNDERWEAR

okay yeah so maybe leaving it on the dresser was a bad idea???

at least it wasn't gay

lol dyslexia

2008-02-24T04:22:29Z

so i had this page open in one window, minimized, while i was looking at another in a different window.

when i looked down at my taskbar my first thought was "WHY AM I LOOKING AT A PAGE CALLED "FROSTED BUTTS?"

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

ps speaking of wow my rl friend and i are rerolling horde on arthas for shits and giggles

come join us

edit: OKAY FUCK YOU COCKRAGS I HATED SAIGAR ALREADY BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT OKAY

FUCKING ORANGE YOU CUNTWIPE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF why am i so angry i don't even know

/a/ is dead to me long live /r9k/

WHY

2008-02-16T18:23:01Z

"Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your interest in employment with Hallmark. We appreciate the time you have invested in exploring employment opportunities with us.

It does not appear from your responses to our screening questions that this job is the right fit for you. We wish you success in finding a position."

I ANSWERED NO TO ONE QUESTION

WHY

GOD DAMMIT I NEED A JOB ):

edit: i'm thinking about getting my hair cut

i want to just chop it all off and start from square one like i did last year

it's like shoulder-length right now and i hate it

hmmmmm

fuck musical instruments

2008-02-16T02:56:50Z

i just got hit in the head with a trumpet mouthpiece

my trumpet mouthpiece

that i haven't used in 6 years

rage

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

i just noticed i kind of use this icon a lot

i guess that means i'm angry and/or frustrated a lot

ps i keep forgetting my journal is public and people i don't know actually read this

hi people

maybe i should makes this friends only y/n

not like you're missing out on anything right

fab @ 2008-02-14T22:52:00

2008-02-15T03:53:19Z

i can't look at tacosex anymore because my dad set up the router to block any sites that have the words 'sex' or 'porn' in the url

lol

edit: OH YEAH BABY THIS IS A GOOD WEEK

the other day i finally got a new graphics card for my pc (an Nvidia EN8600GT compared to the 2/3 year old ATI Radeon x1600 i had which is sweet) and just now i bought two more gigs of ram to add to the gig i already had

now all i need is a processor (the one i have now is pretty good- it's a pentium 4 3.0gHz dual core, but i could use a better one) and i'm set

fast computers make me happy

Voice Post

2008-02-12T21:16:22Z

lol i woke up like halfway through

ps have i mentioned i sound fucking obnoxious and like a man

yeah seriously, how many people would honesty want to talk to me irl

NONE THAT'S HOW MANY

DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT

2008-02-11T21:17:56Z

UGHHH MY EYES OH GOD DO NOT FUCKING WANT TO SEE 2 PIG-DISGUSTING SOPHOMORES GETTING IT ON UNDER THE BLEACHERS FUCK MY EYES UOIOIKAQJAKFOLIFUA HURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

in other news have an english lesson from your friends at MUSASHI GUN-DOH because it's cool

fab @ 2008-02-10T15:20:00

2008-02-10T20:20:36Z

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha

ha

this is a BAD WEEK

2008-02-07T00:35:24Z

sorry i haven't said much the last few days. i've been... er.. not good.

the week started out cruddy after that fight and kinda got worse, LOL.

monday i don't even know what happened, but i haven't really been able to walk on my left foot since then because i hurt the bottom of my foot somehow... not a big deal; i can handle that. tuesday i came down with a cough + bad nausea. took something for it + felt a bit better. today...

well

first, today my little friend decided to visit. that's always fun, amirite? so yeah, THAT really helped on the nausea front. but that's not my point.

today, in an act of unbridled stupidity, i broke 3 fingers on my left hand + badly bruised my right elbow

IF I WASN'T A TOTAL BADASS BEFORE I AM NOW

so yeah now i have virtually no use of either arm (can't use my left hand or bend my right elbow)

FUN

i am now lying in bed with a heating pad + hopped up on codiene (how the hell do you spell that) and typing with a wii while trying to move my arm as little as possible

ohgodthishurtsthecodieneisnthelpingggggggggg

GODDAMN I COMPLAIN TOO MUCH ):

okay bye

ATTENTION

2008-02-05T00:31:45Z

WE ARE OUT OF MILK
AGAIN
THIS IS CODE RED
WE ARE OUT OF MILK AND I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS

PIC RELATED

edit: oh my god, best quote ever:

"I TOLD YOU TO GO AND HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MALE"
"No!"
"WHY!? YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO, FEMALE!"
"I'M NOT FEMALE!"

ಠ_ಠ EXCUSE ME WTF ARE YOU DOIN

2008-02-04T01:27:06Z

AAAARGH

i can't even see the goddamn entry but FAOSDFIGJKFGDFG

well, i posted the first half of that big doujin on /y/ today

shouldn't be long before that ends up on aarinfantasy and yaoi_daily too

whatever i don't even care any more

and my foot really hurts for some reason

i can't walk on it and i don't know why

this is frustrating

also also JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ON A TELEPHONE POLE HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SHOWER YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS COME OUT ALREADY

OKAY DOUBLY EMPHASIZING THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT NOW SERIOUSLY GIRL WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOREVER

oh man i just had a total wtf moment

i had 2 pieces of bacon and i ate one and when i went to eat the other it was gone

i was like "wtf" before i realized i'd eaten it without even noticing it

damn you bacon for being so delectable

UGH NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE NFL POSTGAME JUST GIMME MY GODDAMN HOUSE ALREADY

ohhhh my god this guy sounds like he's dying as he's talking into the microphone this is so gay

fuck this

2008-02-01T19:47:09Z

i swear to god i am at the end of my rope here

i've tried everything but i can't fucking take this bullshit any more

when i got home today i was literally shaking with anger

this is just un-fucking-believable

if i suddenly disappear within the coming weeks it's because i was arrested for beating the everloving shit out of a sophomore

just a heads up